drake was here
hey I'm Nick

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

hesitence:

turn down for what i whisper to my dog

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

collapsed:

without the live feeds for big brother, how can you really know who you like or not on the show???

the episodes only air things relevant to the competitions and things leading up to why people are against people

but you dont really see peoples personalities on the episodes or things they do that are bad or good and get left out of the eps because of time issues

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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